This page is dedicated to books I have authored.
I hope you enjoy them!
Life was already complicated. Then Skid rolled in—uninvited, emotionally unstable, and wearing roller skates he definitely did not pay for.
In Skid Roll: Emotional Support Pig (Unlicensed), Menza S. Webster chronicles the slippery wisdom of a pig who refuses logic, embraces chaos, and somehow delivers the exact emotional support she didn’t know she needed. From crispy burnout to boutique sabotage to spiritual awakening, Skid’s greasy philosophy turns everyday moments into comedic revelations.
This book is for readers who love humor with heart, chaos with meaning, and characters who arrive unannounced and refuse to leave.
Skid Roll’s Short Christmas Stories delivers exactly what the holidays need: zero dignity, maximum sparkle, and a pig who refuses to behave. This chaotic holiday anthology follows Skid Roll — the world’s most unlicensed emotional support pig — as he crashes through Christmas with all the enthusiasm of a toddler on espresso.
Inside this collection, you’ll find a series of fast, funny, heart‑tilting stories filled with mischief, mayhem, and unexpected sweetness. From questionable gift‑giving to festive disasters, Skid Roll turns every holiday moment into a comedy sketch you didn’t know you needed.
Chaotic Holiday Anthology — zero dignity, maximum sparkle. Because Christmas should be fun… and Skid Roll guarantees it.